Tag Archives: Jobs

A Letter to an Aspiring PHP Programmer

6 Aug

Below is an email I got through Zend’s certified engineer website. The questions posed by the writer below are not uncommon, so I have posted his letter and my response for general consumption.

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Hello Again, Zend Certified Engineer!

12 Jun

Last year, I tested and passed the Zend PHP 4 certification. Once again, I have overcome great adversity and climbed the highest figurative mountains in order to qualify and quantify my bountiful PHP skills.

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to announce my acceptance of Zend Certified Engineer: PHP 5.

Tune in this time next year for my PHP 6 hat trick.

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